The Federation of South Slavia- is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 395 million South Slavia-ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 13.3%.

The South Slavia-ian economy, worth 18.8 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,586 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. South Slavia-'s national animal is the Middle Slavic Forest Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South Slavia- is ranked 186,307^th in the world and 83^rd in Geopolity for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.